CATS FOR GOLD

I was recently shown this website, catsforgold.com, which boasts the refining service of turning your unwanted gold scrap into adorable cats. This seems like a wonderful opportunity to get rid of some junk, and receive a package of purring love in your mailbox.

Now, I have a couple of questions about the services touted by this website... First, what kindof cats are we talking about here? I really don't want a stray cat or an alley cat, or a cat with feline leukemia. Also, is it possible to get a pet of lesser worth in trade for silver? Maybe a Guinnea pig? I do have a couple ounces of scrap silver lying around, and a new hamster would be nice.

Anyway, if you have some scrap gold and want a new pet, check out www.catsforgold.com...